Proof that Girls are evil

1: First we state that girls require money and time
Girls = Time x Money
2: And we all know: time is money
Girls = Money x Money = Money ^2
3: And because money is the root of all evil
Money = Evil ^ 0.5
Therefore:
Girls = (Evil ^ 0.5) ^ 2
4: And we are forced to conclude thatGirls = EvilSee? I told you. :)--Whatever life brings you, bring it on!